Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Futuristic.

So one day i was in the train to Uni right, it was crazzyy bumm packed mann. it reminded me of that video on youtube about trains in China (or was it Japan? cant rmbr). it basically showed the train officers pushing every single person into the train, pushing and squishing all them bums, hands, heads, bags and what-not that was literally sticking out from the train door coz the train was suuuuuuuuuper duper full. i swear ppl's faces were even squished on the windows. o.o"



[youtube video of China/Jap train..]


there i was in the train squished by ppl in front, back and sides. back person's bum or baack kept bumping into my bum. person front was hogging the pole for balance and i was trying SO hard not to touch his bum which was a cm away from my hands. person at the side was talking loudly on the phone, with her elbow swinging here and there, knocking my boobs >=[ (girrll some personal spacee puhleaase!)

AND SO i thought of this short story for the future. 
(inspired by sharks in Jaws, Atlantis, and another cartoon about underwater treasure+legends+heroes, Year 3000 (song))

WARNING:
if you're going to read this, then you're definitely wasting 5 minutes of your life
coz it wouldnt make sense and its...pointless.
(HEY i was bored and squished aights. try to understand my situation yawh =]) 


what if in the future we'll have to live underwater coz well, it's the future. think year 3000, the song and atlantis!  with all them living creatures living underwater, especially SHARKS!! 
humans will probably be dying OR highly WANTED every weekday
between 7-8am and 4-6pm .

Why?

coz as the 'underwater train' brings everyone back and forth from their homes and the city,
the most worth it food/bait (ppl) available to packs of hungry hungryy and smart sharks,
would be during those peak periods,
in those 'yummyy travelling trains.'
(i mean come on guys! it's like seeing A LOT of sushi(s) in a box, passing by!!
OF COURSE WE'LL WANT TO EAT YOUU O.O"") 


and that my friends,
means GG for you. (Y)
and me.
tsktsk.
=P
(and so, i was smirking to myself in the train for thinking of such stupid things sighhs.)

unless we have trains running under the sand underwater.
or unless we train sharks and use them as transport, instead of horses.
or super duper express trains that beats all fast living creatures underwater.
or we can just make them train tunnels dark and not see through.
(if i cant see you, then you cant see me!! ^^)

SORRY FOR RANDOM USELESS RAMBLING.
HAHA!

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